Jokes? AHHA

Girl: There is a problem with your face..
Boy: What?
Girl: It shows!!
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Husband: Am i look like a fool?
Wife: No at all, but what is the value of my opinion compared to that of hundreds of others!!
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Boss: Do you know the height of laziness?
Employee: Yes, It is when you adopt a child!
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Q: What is the difference between a man who is buying a lottery ticket and a man who is arguing with his wife?
A: Lottery ticket buyer has still some chances to win!!
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60 years old Hubby: Do you get upset when i run to flirt with other ladies?
Spouse: No way! Lots of dogs run towards cars but it doesn't mean that they can drive it.
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Boy asked to his gym coach: I want to impress my girlfriend, Pl suggest me which machine should i use?
Gym Coach: Best machine to impress any girl is an ATM Machine!!
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Grandson: What is the secret of happy and satisfied married life?
Grandfather: My dear, It is still a secret!
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A salesman hugs a girl..
Girl: What the hell is this?
Salesman: It is direct marketing..
Girl slaps him..
Salesman: What is this?
Girl: It is a customer's feedback!
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Bad Man: I really feel bad for the people who do not drink or booze.
Good Man: Why so?
Bad Man: Because some day they will go to hospital and die without knowing the reason.
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Husband: I am sure that your brain is as good as new..
Wife: How can you say that?
Husband: Because it never used before!
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When you are in hospital, your friends ask: Hey, hi, how are you dear?
But your best friends ask: Hey buddy, how is the nurse?
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Harry: Can you tell me, what is the best way to remember my wife's birthday?
John: It's very simple, Just forget it once!
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Person visited psychiatrist place and psychiatrist said: You are Mad..
He asked him to give a second opinion and he said: You are ugly too!
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Shelly: I think you must have taken birth in the highway..
Tom: Why you think so?
Shelly: Because that is the place where all major accidents happen!
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Teacher: You know kids, where there is a will..
One kid added: There are hundreds of relatives!
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Mack: Why are looking so tensed?
Andrew: Yes, because i am going to be father?
Mack: Oh, that's the good news.
Andrew: No, it's not. My wife does not aware about it..
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Boxer: How high my temperature is?
Doctor: A hundred and two!
Boxer: Oh, but what is the world record?
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Sim: Why it is hard to find the boys who are handsome, sensitive, caring and gentle?
Jaine: Because they already have a boyfriend!
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Husband messaged to his wife: Dear, I am just having my last glass of beer and coming home within 40 minutes and if i don't reach, Pl read same message again!!
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Kristine: I am giving a grand party on my 19th birthday. Are you coming to attend it? 
James: No, i attended that four years ago!
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Man: My wife is short of sense and scares a lot from water.
Friend: But how do you know this?
Man: Yesterday, when i reached home, she was in bath tub with the security guard!!
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Steve: I have had bad luck with my both wives.
Angelina:Tell me, how?
Steve: The first wife left me and second one didn't!
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What is the different in in bride-groom and adopted dog?
After 2 years, dog is still love to have fun with you..
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Michal: Why women live longer, better and peaceful life?
John: Because, they don't have a wife!
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Q: What to do to spend happy life with women?
A: Well, you must love her but do not try to understand her!
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Patient: Doctor, i only have 55 short seconds to live..
Doctor: Pl wait, I'll attend you in a minute..
Patient: What a joke!
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Girl: Do you know that married men live longer than single man do?
Boy: Do you know married men have more willing to die!
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Engineer: Please drag folder to the right of the screen..
Funny client: Sir, your right or mine?
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Man: What is a century like to you?
God: It is like a short second.
Man: What is billion dollars like to you?
God: Like a penny..
Man: Can i have a penny?
God: How funny.. Just wait for a second..
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Son: Pl tell me the difference between mom and wife?
Dad: One who brings you into this great world crying and the another ensures you continue crying..
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Son: Why do barbers become good drivers shortly?
Father replied in short: Because they know all the short cuts..
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First friend: Dear, i love lipsticks, they are very tasty.
Next Day..
Second friend: You are liar, i bought 10 lipsticks and ate them.!!
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A man was removing two wheels from his car.
A girl asked him: what are you doing??
Man: Can't you see the board, "Parking for two wheelers only"!!!
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Michal: I have a quiet home life.
Stella: Great, how?
Michal: She does not speak to me and i do not speak to her..
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For me, a train station is where trains stop,
A bus station is where buses stop,
In my office, i have work station!
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Kid: What is husband and wife?
Granny: Husband is the head of the family but wife is the neck,
which can turn head anywhere!
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Hubby: I have noticed that you are searching for blood subject book. Why?
Spouse: Because i am going for blood test and i want to achieve highest!!
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Cristine: You know, behind every successful man, there is a woman!
Michal: But behind every unsuccessful man, there are two..
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The Sad Stories.

I wish you could see how i really feel on the inside, instead of believing all the lies that I’ve been telling you, not only you, actually everyone, including myself...


Why can’t you see how I feel? Don’t you get it? I wish I just could tell you the truth, how I really feel about you. I don’t want to hide it anymore or pretend that those feelings for you aren’t there. But I feel that you’re lying about something, or at least not telling me the whole truth. We are best friends, and you’re the only one that I can truly be myself with. But I feel like we are growing apart. You don’t talk to me as much as you used to. You don’t touch me or cuddle with me as much as you used to. Everything has changed now. Now, it seems like you don’t even want to be with me, you don’t even look at me. Everyone told me you liked me, I guess I didn’t want to believe, but deep inside of me I knew that it was true. Now, I’m not sure anymore, I not sure if you even like me as your friend. I don’t feel like I’m your best friend anymore, I don’t even feel that you trust me enough to tell me yours problems. You’ve found a new friend. One you tell everything to, one you say you care about. You say that you care about me too, but I don’t feel like you really do it, it feels more like you just say it because you feel that you have to since we are friends. I mean, that new friend of yours, she can be really nice and kind, but is she better than me? Do you prefer her? You say that you don’t, you say that I’m your closest friend, the first girl on your list, but is this true? Or are you just telling met his just to make me feel good? Am I really that special? I don’t think so, it doesn’t really feel that way either. I don’t want to lose you, not now, not ever. I want you to be my friend forever; I want you to be with me forever. But do you want that too? Do you want all those things with me? Or do you want them with her? I asked you if you liked her. I was begging on the inside that you answer ”no”, but when you said ”I don’t know”, I felt like someone literary ripped my heart of my chest. That feeling was horrible, and for that moment on, I hated your new friend. I don’t even know her, I’ve never seen her in real life, but all I know is that I don’t like her, I don’t like her at all. I like you, can’t you see that? Is that really so hard to figure it out? I thought I was being pretty obvious about it, but it seems like you’re the only person in the whole wide world who doesn’t see that. I like you, like a lot. At first I didn’t want to realize it, everybody else told me so, but I always denied it. But I’ve given up pretending, and now I can finally accept that I do have feelings for you, even though you may have feelings for another girl. And that makes me so angry, so jealous. And not only that, since I’m your best friend I have to hear you talk about her, and how “awesome” she is. Can’t you see that it hurts? And I mean, really hurts. My head is spinning, my heart is broken in thousand pieces, and I’m trying to put them together, but I can’t find the right places, they just won’t fit, they won’t find their way back to becoming a whole heart again. A little bit inside of me dies every time you talk about her, about how great she is, and how she is such a good friend for you. But a whole part of me fell apart when you referred to her as you “best friend”. I couldn’t believe my ears, I just wanted to find a cave and hide there, where no one could ever find me, where no one could ever see how broken I was. I know that our love is impossible. Well, you can’t really call it our love; it’s more like my love for you, or at least my feelings for you. Feelings that are mixed up into this huge balloon that is about to explode. And I’m sure that it will explode soon, because I can’t take it anymore, o it’s more like I won’t take it anymore, I refused to. I am an independent girl, soon to become a woman; I can’t go around all day thinking bad about myself, can I? Well, it’s not like I choose to. Actually, I do choose it, but in an indirectly way. I don’t really think about it. I can’t help it. But will I ever be brave enough to tell you all these things that wonder through my mind every single day? I guess we don’t know the answer yet, all though, I think we all know....we all know that I will never be able to tell you the truth.